TheInsanityfillsyou

Original Calls to Prank Victims

This is an archive download list of prank call victims audio downloads. This page has been around since 2010, and I've updated it sparingly over the years. This list has decreased due to the loss of megaupload, and even before that due to some idiot or just the idiots at megaupload. So here's what survived, I unfortunately went through two different computer crashes and lost them all. These only live thanks to peoples generous archiving of them. I may revamp the Duncan calls because the quality had decreased on some of them due to me compressing them.

FRANK GARRETT (A.K.A. DUNCAN)

Calls Compilation #1: http://www.mediafire.com/?t9pu3c9x2dnsk02 (last updated on 4/27/15)

Calls Compilation #2: http://www.mediafire.com/?hw7l0ilbt4zee4o (last updated on 2/20/15)

Calls Compilation #3: http://www.mediafire.com/?s3x14ds2tl5a9z7 (last updated on 6/29/10)

Calls Compilation #4: http://www.mediafire.com/?mm6yebzziyueift (last updated on 10/10/10)

Calls Compilation #5: http://www.mediafire.com/?hffqbzmawpzke8o (last updated on 2/20/15)

Calls Compilation #6: http://www.mediafire.com/?omgamz4ux9c8rvn (last updated on 1/12/11)

Calls Compilation #7: http://www.mediafire.com/?37gpet7da99wlzu (last updated on 2/20/15)

Calls Compilation #8 (final): http://www.mediafire.com/?aoj3wk2cme2gu02 (last updated 2/20/15)

UPDATE NOTE (9/21/11) - I've converted the file formats from wma to mp3, and plan to hopefully continue in the future.
UPDATE NOTE (4/27/15) - Part 1 has been edited to be in a more accurate order than before, though hardly perfect, still more accurate than dozerconstruction's speculative order in his videos, which is what I used. Also included is a 90% accurate reconstruction of the lost dozer call using Frank's lines from the soundboard and SoCalCoaster's memory-based transcript of it. I've done it before but it was never convincing thus left out, but now I've been able to edit it convincingly. Also quality improved as the original was edited so many times that the quality wasn't the best.

Soundboards/callers (Pt 1):
Deacon Frost ("Blade")
Samuel L. Jackson
Angry Black Gangsta
Angry Black Guy
Soundboard of himself (On several occasions)
XxVideoPersonxX/PranksandThat/ItsOnlyaPrank
Jeff Boomhauer ("King of the Hill")
Tom the Pissed Off Roofer
Chinaman
Junkyard Willie ("The Touchtone Terrorists")
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Frank is 3 wayed with an "Ab Rocket" telemarketer
Biff Tannen ("Back to the Future")
Arnold's Escort
Jesus Lady
The Village Idiot
Coleen the Flower Girl (Real life acquaintance)
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband
The Student
fortunecookiesucks
The Satanic Racist
jjcoree
PrankVideoCompiler/EpicVideoCompiler
Denzel Washington
Deckard Cain ("Diablo III")
Joe Pesci
The Springfield Pervert
A to Z Pawn Shop/Charles (Other victim, resident of his town, noted Enemy of Frank's)
The Jackass Plumber
Frank's Angry Black Wife (Prank Victim whose husband is named Frank Garrett)
The Young Redneck
virusmakers
666j1
Blue Iris ("The Howard Stern Show")
Butthead ("Beavis & Butthead")
The Redneck Bitch
The AA Guy
Chris the Hacker
TheHoboMolester5000

Soundboards/callers (Part 2):
The Racist Redneck
"Duncan Construction" song left on Frank's answering machine
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Brucie (Internet Chatroom tough guy)
Soundboard of himself (on several occasions)
Duncan's Mother's Friend
Confused Grandpa Jack (presumably a character made up and voiced by 666j1)
666j1 (along with maximusclecyclone & CootPrankCalls doing the Duncan SB during the Christmas calls)
The Village Idiot
The Jackass Plumber
Mr88Nismo
Sal the Bar Guy
fortunecookiesucks
cummyworms
Jack Nicholson
Wilford Brimley
Darth Vader
Deputy Martin
The Gay Florist
The Life Coach
The Satanic Racist
Kevin McCalister ("Home Alone")
Johnny the Gangster ("Home Alone")
PrankVideoCompiler/EpicVideoCompiler
Rick the Mullet Man
Don Cherry (Canadian hockey commentator)
Crazy Alice ("The Howard Stern Show")
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband

Soundboards/callers (Part 3):
Matt Damon
Hulk Hogan
Duke Nukem
Gary Busey
Jared (The host of FridayNightCranks)
Mr88Nismo (several times)
The Jackass Plumber
Rick the Mullet Man (several times)
Soundboard of himself
Bacation Lady
The Random Asshole
TheGoldenPhone (disguised w/ Microsoft Sam)
az90az90az90az"
The Racist Redneck
Mad Mopar Man
Karen (Rick the Mullet Man's wife)
Mr88Nismo (soundboard)
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Philly Thug
Alabama Yokel

Soundboard/callers (Part 4):
Arnold Policeman
Rick the Mullet Man (several times)
Alabama Yokel
Irate Black Man
Soundboard of himself
Blue Iris
Bob Chandler
youreafark (soundboard)
The Random Asshole
gGuardian
Peter Popoff
Barbara Chandler
Business Man
Deputy Nelson
Sergeant Libsky
Steve Macabee
Deputy Martin
Deputy Duncan
A to Z Pawn Shop/Charles
Angry Scottish Lady
Sergeant Jonathan Fields (Officer from "Nightmare on Burton Street" series of calls)
Homer Scott (real aquaintance/victim mentioned by Frank in the Bob Chandler call)
Billie Scott (wife of Homer)
Richard Simmons
Prank Dial Pizza Guy
Duncan's Mother's Friend
Jesus Lady

Soundboard/callers (Part 5):
Rick the Mullet Man (first one made by yours truely)
Alabama Yokel
Chris from "Completely Clean"
Arnold Schwarzenegger
A to Z Pawn Shop/Charles
Deputy Martin
Bob Chandler
Barbara Chandler
Soundboard of himself
gGuardian
Chris Chan
Frank Rizzo
Angry Newspaper Guy
Rude Lawyer
Sheriff Buford T. Justice ("Smokey & the Bandit")
Jesus Guy
Epic Crazy Lady
Jesus Lady
The Spirit of Truth
Dick's Last Resort Guy
ChrisV420 Soundboard (also by yours truely)
Big Chief
Canadian Teen
The Wife Beater
Duncan's Mother's Friend

Soundboard/callers (Part 6):
The Redneck Roofer
3 wayed into conversation w/ real Redneck Roofer
Cop from "Another Cop calls Duncan"
Tony the Racist
Jesus Lady
Internet Telemarketer
3 wayed into conversation with a random woman
Rude Woman
Tiesha
Angry Black Guy
SBCallingYew (via text to speech)
TehPrankCaller
Canadian Teen
Arnold's Escort
Blue Iris
Jake (dumb little kid from "Confused Woman calls a child")
Jesus Lady
Bible Man
Billie Scott
Homer Scott
Chris the Hacker
Mrs. Springfield
The Jackass Plumber
Prayer Lady
Jesus Guy
Frank Rizzo

Soundboards/callers (Pt 7):
Sal the Bar Guy
The Young Redneck
itzmurda (voice rendered/pitched up, pretending to have an actual business aquisition)
The Random Asshole
Drug & Alcohol Lady
The Gay Florist
TheMasterCaller
ItsOnlyaPrank
A to Z Pawn/Charles
Threats (From Rap song by Jay-Z)
Mini-Frank (high pitched version of Frank's voice)
fortunecookiesucks
The Alabama Yokel
Prayer Lady
MistahBlonde
Mr88Nismo *Soundboard used by MistahBlonde*
Jesus Lady
Dunkin Donuts Guy
Tiesha
Irate Black Man
Angry Black Gangsta
Yankee Tough Guy
Rick the Mullet Man
The Alabama Yokel
Arnold Schwarzenegger

JACKASS PLUMBER

Call Compilation #1: http://www.mediafire.com/?bwmg9wsh9y8jbwy

Call Compilation #2: http://www.mediafire.com/?s54db99o15tevcu (last updated on 6/29/10)

Call Compilation #3: http://www.mediafire.com/?fp6wh9ers0ry9q0 (last updated on 6/29/10)

Soundboards/callers (Part 1):
Duncan
Three wayed with "Stilwell Library"
Peggy
Chinaman
Tom the Pissed Off Roofer
The Satanic Racist
Soundboard of himself (on several occasions)
Pissed Off Telemarketer
The Young Redneck
The Depressed Guy
Dr. Phil
PrankVideoCompiler/EpicVideoCompiler
Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Racist Redneck
Jim Carey
Threats (Rap song by Jay-Z)

Soundboards/callers (Part 2):
Duncan
Soundboard of himself (on several occasions)
Drug & Alcohol Lady
Cameron Frye ("Ferris Bueller's Day Off")
Monster Duncan (overly low pitched version of Duncan's voice)
Anonymous Caller
Chris the Hacker
The Hotel Jackass
Angry Scottish Lady
Epic Crazy Ladies Husband
Philly Thug
Wife Beater
PrankVideoCompiler/EpicVideoCompiler
Rick the Mullet Man
Damien Demento (wrestler)

Soundboards/callers (Part 3):
Rick the Mullet Man
Crazy Sick Old Man
The College Guy
A to Z Pawn/Charles
Tom the Pissed Off Roofer
Soundboard of himself (on several occasions)
High Redneck
Duncan

THE SATANIC RACIST

 

Call Compilation: http://www.mediafire.com/?dljv9o0n09w75xj (last updated on 12/10/10)

Soundboards/callers:
Arnold's Asian Chick #1
The Life Coach
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband
The DeNiro Redneck
The High Redneck
The Springfield Pervert
Philly Thug
Tom the Pissed Off Roofer
The Satanic Racist sings "Grand Wizard Man" (from unreleased call)
virusmakers
The Confused Mexican
Angry Black Guy
The Looney Metal Worker
Soundboard of himself
Codarik
Regean MacNeil ("The Exorcist")
Rick the Mullet Man
The Satanic Lawyer
Jesus Lady

TOM THE PISSED OFF ROOFER

Call Compilation: http://www.mediafire.com/?i0c356sda32dlcv

Soundboards/callers:
Duncan
The Young Redneck
Soundboard of himself
George W. Bush
Hank Hill ("King of the Hill")
The Satanic Racist
The Jackass Plumber
TehPrankCaller calls Barbara (Tom's wife)

A TO Z PAWN

Call Compilation: https://www.mediafire.com/?iaakwktu1yb9u2e (last updated on 3/30/15)

Soundboards/callers:
Duncan
Village Idiot
Hank Hill
Barbara (Tom's Wife)
Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer
Chris the Hotel Spaz
Soundboard of Himself
Lunatic Redneck
Pissed-Off Canadian
Satanic Racist
Roy D. Mercer
Alex Jones
High Redneck
Mini-Frank
Liquor Store Guy
Gay Florist
normsbarstool
Mr88Nismo (soundboard)
Drug & Alcohol Lady
realcrunchyfrog
Chris the Hacker (also Three-Wayed with the Real Chris)
Towing Guy
Telemarketer Torture
TheGoldenPhone (via text-to-speech)

CHINAMAN

Call Compilation: http://www.mediafire.com/?fcx4b1mfmrrgh2c (last updated on 12/10/10)

Soundboards/callers:
Juggernaut (Marvel Comics Character)
Angry Black Guy
The Hotel Jackass

RICK THE MULLET MAN

Call Compilation: http://www.mediafire.com/?xg32i9p8971x9x5 (compilation by itzmurda81)

Soundboards/callers:
Tom the Pissed Off Roofer
Duncan
Tiesha
Drunk Guy
Angry Black Guy
Deputy Martin
The Satanic Racist

DRUNKEN WIFE BEATER

Call Compilation: http://www.mediafire.com/?rpw8kc1rfj17453

Soundboards/callers:
Philly Thug
Satanic Racist

DRUG & ALCOHOL LADY

Calls Compilation: http://www.mediafire.com/?kky9rwdidpkz6pn

Soundboards/callers:
Tom the Pissed Off Roofer
Duncan
Soundboard of herself
XxVideoPersonxX/PranksandThat/ItsOnlyaPrank

CRAZY SICK OLD MAN

Call Compilation: https://www.mediafire.com/?albtldmbn3qw080

Soundboards/callers:
Al Pacino
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Chinaman
Soundboard of himself
Duncan
Angry Black Guy

THE HOTEL JACKASS

Call Compilation: http://www.mediafire.com/?j7o0l2td5b6huzo

Soundboards/callers:
Chinaman
Ultimate Warrior
Tom the Pissed Off Roofer
Officer Rivieri
Duncan
Soundboard of himself
A "Spoofhorn"
The Hotel Jackass uses a soundboard of himself to counter-act his prank

CASINO MAN

Call Compilation: http://www.mediafire.com/?65sj2f4amdbsa75

Soundboards/callers:
Philly Thug
Angry Black Guy
Satanic Racist

THE RACIST REDNECK & THE HIGH REDNECK

Call Compilation #1: https://www.mediafire.com/?8q3zaz51419c111 (last updated on 3/24/15; better quality)

Call Compilation #2: https://www.mediafire.com/?r8888wq8annzw8x

Soundboards/callers (Pt 1):
Angry Black Guy (several times)
Duncan (several times)
Chris Hansen
Tom the Pissed Off Roofer
G-Girl
Damien Demento
Soundboard of High Redneck
Soundboard of Racist Redneck
Jesus Lady

Soundboards/callers (Pt 2):
Albert Wesker ("Halo 13")
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband
Angry Black Guy
Duncan

THE BAIT SHOP GUY

Calls Compilation: http://www.mediafire.com/?9o13sate5tt1q0f (last updated on 6/29/10)

Soundboards/callers:
Arnold Schwarzenneger
Soundboard of himself

THE HARLEM BARBER

Calls Compilation: http://www.mediafire.com/?y1glbcwfyr6f1fb (last updated on 6/29/10)

Soundboards/callers:
Angry Black Guy
Soundboard of himself
The Wife Beater
The Gay Florist
Chinaman
Liquor Store Guy
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Howard Stern
The Drunk Guy
Bob Chandler
Hank Hill ("King of the Hill")
Peggy
Duke Nukem
Strip Club Bitch
Deputy Martin
The Angry Video Game Nerd/James Rolfe
Billy Mays
Mr. T
Irate Black Man
Stinkmeaner ("The Boondocks")
Ripper Roo ("Crash Bandicoot")
Bruce Campbell
Joe Pesci
Duncan
Chris Hansen
Al Pacino
Mr88Nismo (Soundboard)
Dr. Phil
Angry Homo Escort
Satanic Racist

IRATE BLACK MAN

Calls Compilation: http://www.mediafire.com/?kxmvkha9cgenycy

Soundboards/callers:
Joe Pesci
The Gay Florist
The Angry Black Guy
Satanic Racist
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Al Pacino
Duncan
Soundboard of himself

THE RANDOM ASSHOLE

Calls Compilation: http://www.mediafire.com/?wdvhnd0dwkpfx6v (last updated on 6/24/10)

Soundboards/callers:
Duncan
Rick the Mullet Man
Soundboard of himself

THE AA ASSHOLE

Call Compilation: http://www.mediafire.com/?68krgk9lrd0z5ww

Soundboards/callers:
Rick the Mullet Man
TehPrankCaller
Rich the Prick
Duncan
The Jackass Plumber
The Random Asshole
Soundboard of Himself

RICH THE PRICK

Call Compilation: http://www.mediafire.com/?d6bwj36i2q440bs

Soundboards/callers:
The Random Asshole
Philly Thug
Rick the Mullet Man
Yankee Tough Guy